SNFU - My Pathetic Past

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No prize for congeniality\nNever knew popularity\nThe ugly stick had wished\nTo one day become a swan\nAlways picked last for sports teams\nGot cheated out of my wet dream\nI missed out on teenage sex\nWas too busy beating off to reader’s digest\nWell I can’t help but laugh\nAt my pathetic past\nFrom now on things will be different\nEvery day will now be recess\nBeaten up by football jocks\nForced to hide in toilet stalls\nChased home by rabid dogs\nSomehow survived it all\n'Kick Me' sign taped to my back\nI had to run out of my art class\nShit rolling out of my slacks\nChasing me down the stairwell